the corner office

a blog, by Colin Pretorius

Mid-July

Well, nearly. I've been a little busy and I'm deliberately avoiding current affairs. What interesting stuff can I say?

  • Still raining...

  • Got exposed to the world of GPU programming. Pretty cool.

  • Passed May's exam. So some day soon I hope to get a piece of paper in the post saying I'm more edumacated.

  • YouTube means that the world's awesomest music is just there, waiting to be discovered. It also means it is easy to lose a few hours before you know it and go to work tired the next day. Note to self: set up that music blog...

{2012.07.12 20:49}

Sentence of the week

Jessica became a Communist and married an American of that persuasion.

(more)

{2012.07.01 21:12}

Big-ass droid II

Some of these might've made it to Ronwen's Facebook updates, but I'm storing them here for posterity anyway.

"Leo, don't say that word!"
"I said that's a big ASteroid"

and two from this morning, apparently:

"Mommy, do all Japanese men have boobies?"

(and my own favourite):

"How do I know you're really my mother?

{2012.06.29 20:48}

Things you don't want to hear

Downstairs: "Leo, please don't cut your hair. DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR."

{2012.06.18 21:02}

The Diamond Jubilee

At what point does a celebration of the Queen's Jubilee descend into cruelty to a little old lady who probably just wants to be taken out of the rain and cold and non-stop noise and sat down in a comfy chair with a blanket over her knees and a nice cup of cocoa and a biscuit?

{2012.06.03 20:28}

Summer is here

In full force. And flesh. Everywhere, flesh. Now, I applaud the liberation that allows people to respond to the weather by baring all but the essentials, but that is entirely orthogonal to the fact that for the overwhelming majority of London's humanity, it Just. Doesn't. Look. Good.

{2012.05.28 21:40}

An old book and an interesting tale

A side project (one always needs these) during this study break has been shuffling books around the house. And whenever I get to poking my nose into my books, I get to thinking about who some of these long-gone, long-dead authors were.

This evening walking past on a study break, my eye caught a book 'A Woman Called Fancy - Yerby' (which I've never read). And so I googled it, and it turns out the book is from the 1950s and the author was Frank Yerby, an African American author who (inter alia) wrote romance novels set in the South. Go figure!

That's not the point of the blog post. I stumbled across this story, about a school teacher who used Frank Yerby books to turn around the life of a troubled boy in the 50s. The boy saw a book in the library, and stole it, being too ashamed to admit he wanted to read it. When he took it back, he found another book by Frank Yerby, and another, and his newly discovered love of reading eventually turned his life around. He graduated from law school and ended up a judge. The incredible bit is this:

At a high school reunion, Grady stunned Neal by confiding to him that she had spotted him stealing that first book. Her impulse was to confront him, but then, in a flash of understanding, she realized his embarrassment at being seen checking out a book.

So Grady kept quiet. The next Saturday, she told him, she drove 70 miles to Memphis to search the bookshops for another novel by Yerby. Finally, she found one, bought it and put it on the library bookshelf.

Twice more, Grady told Neal, she spent her Saturdays trekking to Memphis to buy books by Yerby - all in hopes of turning around a rude adolescent who had made her cry. She paid for the books out of her own pocket.

How amazing some human beings are.

{2012.05.27 21:01}

Trivia of the day

The world is full of Spaghetti Junctions, but the original Spaghetti Junction is in Birmingham, and turned 40 today.

More: Spaghetti Junctions, and if you want to get all anorak about it, more on stack interchanges.

Speaking of anoraks, just stop for a moment and think that someone, somewhere, was keeping track of the anniversary of that junction. Maybe there're souls in local government somewhere whose job it is to keep track of the anniversaries of landmarks and public works, and then... what? Tell important people who decide to hold ceremonies or send heads-ups to the press? Just picture that job: "ooh, old Bill's had a bumper month, two comprehensives, a high street re-paving and the 40th anniversary of the Original Spaghetti junction! Don't get more exciting than that!"

Right, back to the books with me.

{2012.05.25 09:27}

Ooh look a blog post

There was a bright yellow thing in the sky today. It looked vaguely familiar but I couldn't be sure. I have drawn the blinds, just to be safe.

On other news:

  • I have an exam in less than a week's time. sigh

  • Diablo III came out last week. Is Ronwen a study widow or am I a Diablo widower? Hard to tell.

  • Leo turned 5. 5!

  • Leo saw the Queen.

  • we have tickets to see something at the Olympics.

{2012.05.22 18:25}

The bad-ass newspaper dude

A feature of commuting in London is the array of free papers and magazines, dished out by poor buggers in branded windbreakers. The Evening Standard bloke outside the side stairs to Charing Cross choosing his moment carefully then belting out like it's Armageddon: Final! (is that what he shouts? Is he still there? It's been a while since I've been that way). Styleeeest, Styleeeest! Sport! Sport! Short Leest! Short Leest! Cityaaeeeeem, cityaeeeeem, and the one auntie outside Cannon Street in the morning 'China Daily, China Daily?'. Offers mostly declined by the passing throngs, not always politely, and if not ignored entirely. It must be a bit of a soul-destroying job.

The other morning I walked past one dude outside Bank station dishing out City AMs, and he wasn't even bothering, just kind of moaning. Nggyaaaa, wweeeeeee, hnnnggghnngggg. Hhhhhhrrrr. I don't think he was joking. I think he just didn't care. Or he was nuts. Anyway.

{2012.05.01 22:41}

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