the corner office

I crawl into bed at an ungodly hour.

"Good night dear"

"What time is it?"

"A bit late"

"How late?"

[Redacted]

"What were you doing? Fscking around on the computer?"

"I was YouTubing"

"Aaah haha, that's a vortex of time consumery"

"That's pretty eloquent for someone who's fast asleep"

zzzzzzzzzzzz.