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This is one of those arb medical articles telling people (like me) what they want to hear:

Three large cups of coffee a day could help to slow the progress of Alzheimer's disease and even reverse the condition, researchers say.

A daily dose of caffeine can suppress the degenerative processes in the brain that can lead to confusion and memory loss, a study in mice suggests.

Of course, if I knocked back 3 large Americanos before lunchtime I'd be suffering from confusion and memory loss, regardless.