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Free Funerals from Laptops Direct:

In these difficult credit-crunch times we understand that it's not easy to give your loved ones the send off they deserve. With funerals costing up to £5000 it makes sense to get help. That's why we've put together this unique sponsorship package, giving you the opportunity to cover all your costs.

We will help you pay for some, or all of the funeral expenses, depending on the package you choose. We have a range of subtle and tasteful sponsorship positions available throughout the service each bringing you a contribution cost. Please note that in order for us to be able to offer this service we do require a minimum of 50 mourners, this ensures we will get the exposure required to cover the cost of the sponsorship.

As April Fools go, this has to be one of the best. The price list is hilarious.

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