the corner office

My car radio has that traffic report doomajiggy feature enabled and Classic FM are about the only station in Gauteng who use it, so I get to hear Tony Blewitt read the morning traffic reports.

Normally his sing-song speech gets a bit annoying, but I had to chuckle at a line of his from last week:

[Blah blah N1 N2 blah N3 blah accident blah blah.] There are goats grazing on the side of Somethingsomething road. (silence) Um... uh... no... that isn't a poem. It's... it's a fact.

You had to be there, I guess.