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'I hope what we have done here will prove that we don't eat babies,' the fire-spewing group's gargantuan-sized frontman, 'Mr Lordi', told The Observer. 'We've always been 110 per cent serious about our act even though in my country so many people have said such terrible things about us because we've got horns protruding from our heads.'

A Finnish heavy metal band named Lordi have won the Eurovision Song Contest, which seems to have come a loooong, very freakin' loooooong way since Abba.