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A colleague sent me a link to this gem - something everyone secretly dreams of doing:

Johannesburg - An elderly woman crashed her car into no fewer than nine others at Rand Park Ridge here on Wednesday.

There was total chaos after 71-year-old Erika van Zijl smashed into the cars in a parking lot. Four of the cars, including her Volvo, had to be towed away.

A flabbergasted Robyn Fincham whose car also was damaged, said she couldn't believe her eyes when she saw the damage to all the cars.

Edmund Swanepoel, who heard the commotion, said he couldn't believe how much damage one car could cause in a single parking lot.

"I came out of the Lifestyle Nursery after I'd been shopping and saw the woman driving slowly into a parking bay in front of the nursery's main entrance.

"It looked like she wanted to park, but suddenly she put the car into reverse and raced backwards at a helluva speed.

"She smashed into a bakkie and a Renault," said Swanepoel.

"Then she put her car in first gear and drove forward at such speed that she spun the wheels.

"Then she hit a Toyota, but just carried on accelerating and pushed the car until it came to a halt against another car, a Mini Cooper.

"She put the car into reverse gear again and smashed simultaneously into a Pajero and an Opel Corsa.

"A security guard at the Lifestyle Nursery eventually turned up and pulled her car keys out of the ignition," said Swanepoel.

How do you explain that to your insurance company?